So you got my back
My father lent me a hand
A cat got my tongue
Someone is pulling my leg
Someone else is twisting my arm
My Mom has her eye on me
But I do have a good head on my shoulders
Even though it might be half way up a gift horse's mouth
But here are my concerns
If I get a leg up and everyone is pulling the other one, then I land on my non existent back, cuz you got it.
Although I have eyes for Richie...I have 3 now, thanks to Mom
Not to mention that with 3 hands, I have lots of choices which one to give a "hand out".
The other two will be on the keyboard trying to communicate since
The cat got my tongue
Oh wait, one arm is being twisted o nooooooos!
This isn't a very attractive look on my good head sitting on my shoulders
Moral: Next time someone says they got your back....retrieve it and run!
Oh I know...this will all go in one ear... and out the other
Dedicated to my Mom's cliches and my Dad's kookie way of taking things literal. Love you!
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